Locals alive and well and playing squash

Haven't heard much about our favorite family lately, so it was good to hear this report out of Niagara Falls: Locals alive at squash nationals.

Local Man sets good example

Here's the Local Man we all love, fighting for truth, justice and the American way. As we see, our hero has been in Peoria, Ill., where according to WHOI, Local man takes stand against deadbeats.

Local Man on the down-low

We've been looking for Local Man these past few days, but strangely he's been leading an ultra low-key life. Then we find out from the Circleville (Ohio) Herald that he has been missing: Local man not found on Monday.

Local Man a quiz show genius

Local Man is smart. Being smart helps him when he hits a new town -- he knows how to pick up some quick cash wherever he is. So it's no surprise KIMA-TV in Yakima, Wash., is reporting about his Jeopardy exploits: Local Man Winning The Big Bucks On Jeopardy.

Local Man realizes 1970s dream

Who hasn't had this dream? Local Man recently fulfilled a decades-long desire to get face to face with Dolly Parton. The Cleveland Daily Banner reports: Local man meets Parton, life long dream realized. He also got to meet Marsha Brady!

Local Man top newcomer in kitchen

Local Man's prowess in the kitchen has caught the attention of a top food magazine. Says Channel 3 in Philadelphia: Local Man Named America's Best New Chef.

Local Man a hero in Canada

Local Man was busy the other night in Cincinnati scanning the Internet for threats to children when lo and behold he discovered an anonymous threat aimed at a Montreal school. Says the Kentucky Post: Local Man Thwarts School Shooting In Canada.