Local Man turns 40

We can't vouch for the veracity of this story out of Texas, but in addition to caving in to the "reality" TV craze, Local Man is turning 40 and will do so before a studio audience (ed. note: we could have swore he was actually about 140 years old, with some Dorian Gray thing going on). Says the Herald-Zeitung: Local man to be featured on reality show.