Local Man Down Under

Local Man is down in Australia today turning the tables on those who seek to find his identity. Rather than let others ask questions of him, he's on the offensive, reports the Latrobe Valley Express, which published: Local man's quest to put a face to a name .

Local Man not a handyman

We never said it was a good idea to let Local Man into your home. Just a hunch, based on his checkered past. So it's no surprise to see the Times Daily in Florence, Alabama, reporting: Local man charged with home repair fraud.

Local Man ... hee hee

We admit it, we giggled when we saw the headline Local man rides the nobbies to the big time, but wouldn't you? Anyway, it appears Local Man has fun in his spare time motocross racing in Zanesville, Ohio.

Local Man selling fake Rolexes

We always wonder how Local Man supports himself. We hear things from time to time. Sometimes he appears to be a nefarious scoundrel. Apparently this time he's selling fake Rolexes. neSays the Windsor Star: Local man investigated.

Local Man puts family to work

Local Man has a conscience, of course, and he tries to instill that on all his relatives. So it's not surprising Local Man made a family outing out of Earth Day festivities in Canada. According to a St. Catharines, Ont., newspaper: Locals pitch in for city cleanup

Local Man hits high speeds

We always knew Local Man was a speedy fellow, able to cross whole continents in the blink of an eye. Apparently he is putting that talent to good use in the American Le Mans Series. Take it from the Daily 49er, Cal State Long Beach's definitive source for campus news: Local man reaches high speeds.

Local Man turns 40

We can't vouch for the veracity of this story out of Texas, but in addition to caving in to the "reality" TV craze, Local Man is turning 40 and will do so before a studio audience (ed. note: we could have swore he was actually about 140 years old, with some Dorian Gray thing going on). Says the Herald-Zeitung: Local man to be featured on reality show.