Saturday, April 19, 2008

Local Man continues Oklahoma crime spree

If anyone had asked us a week ago, "Dear Sirs: What are the chances of Local Man ever visiting Oklahoma?" we would have shaken our Magic 8-ball and replied, "Don't count on it."

But here we are now with evidence that Local Man has become stuck in some sort of twisted Groundhog Day (note: Local Man is not Bill Murray), caught between being really bad and only occasionally doing some good.

The latest evidence: The Cowley County News Cow reports Local man flees police; wanted on warrants.

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