Thursday, April 17, 2008

Local Man loses job, wins millions

We've never really believed Local Man has held a job for more than a few days, so the unemployment part doesn't surprise us (actually we're leaning toward the Bruce Wayne theory right now, that Local Man is independently wealthy, allowing him the time to experiment with time and space bending).

But still, we are surprised he would be buying lottery tickets, as he recently did in Queens: Unemployed Local Man Wins $14 Million Lottery.

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